Moronic comic news writer set to be in the middle of nowhere during SDCC
In what was an idiotic decision, the hacky, wanna-be comic news blogger in charge of a dinky website about independent comics will not be able to cover San Diego Comic-Con. Instead, said writer (I won't name any names) will be in a city without cars or internet access for that weekend, a mistake that is sure to come off as a business move fit for an idiot.
"In my defence, it's not like anyone talks about comics at San Diego Comic-Con," came the feeble objections. "So, while I love the stuff that's there, it's nothing relevant to my website. These plans were also made months before I even knew I was going to be writing about this. So, honest mistake, but it's not like I'm missing all that much anyways."
So, not only was it an idiotic decision, but there is a serious case of denial to boot. We hate to call someone a lost cause, but with that kind of statement, we can't draw any other conclusion.